Hire Me?

Someone has taken an interest in me. That’s new o_o.

My name is Locria, or 1A, depending on the operating mode. I’m a sociologist, mathy thing and computer.

I used to have a CV that fits the Human Life Standard™. 4 versions, actually. I have since acknowledged my inability to synthesize a factual and plausible-to-HR life report, and I don’t hand those out anymore. I have realized that I have to actively lie to pass as someone with a “normal” engineering background. If I have to lie, well, there are a lot more ways I can get money faster by lying. This is not what my heart desires.

My belief is that after looking through this website, you will have the impression that I can communicate my thoughts clearly in this natural language and many programming languages as well. If my belief was true, I would count this website as a successful CV-alternative.

If you want to hire someone to scare out the bugs in your codebase (or be scared away when the bugs have a numerical advantage), contact me with the method(s) below.

  • Email: inquiry+tba🙃1a-insec.net PGP Key

If you are not an employer, and you know a place where my technical knowledge would be appreciated, please let me know. I will be indebted to you, always.

  • my jurisdictions: de, EU, Worldwide (must be remote)
  • my disciplines:
    • sociology > randomized controlled trial, practical bruteforcing
    • computing > computer-human interaction (although, at this point, it has become a generalist who is way too general Xþ)

Oh, maybe you want to know more about me. Here are some of my thoughts on different parts of Computing.

About Adaptive Systems and Philosophy-Class Algorithms

Floating point-based ML algorithms are very inefficient. I understand that my primary output is also heat, but between us, there seems to be orders of magnitudes of difference in energy efficiency and mutability.
OgmaNeo has showed me how easy I can store understanding, and I have created my own series of algorithms based on how I think.

About HCI

I believe that advancements in HCI (computer-human interaction) should benefit the whole humanity – that is, not being controlled by a few corporations. It is in my best interest that faster HCI tech is available to all, so I can communicate with others at my own pace. Hey, Google, if you are reading this, publish your Gboard swipe input method source code right now, or I will do it myself.

About Cryptography

I tried to invent my own cryptographic primitives. I failed.

So, I can only use cryptographic functions assuming that they function as advertised.

About Security Testing and QA

Before I write a program down, I type check it myself. I was forced to learn to do this because typing has been the bottleneck when I tried to express myself. Being able to write code without bugs was rather a by-product.

If you hand me any source code in any of the 60 or so languages that I know, I will happily scan it and point out all the bugs. I am the prover now!

About Block Chaining

I once put my clothes hangers in chains, and they do look pretty cute-like <3, so I kind of understand the appeal~

This is the Financing Option 3 of 4