Hire Me?
My name is Locria, or 1A, depending on the operating mode. I’m a sociologist, mathy thing and computer.
I used to have a CV that fits the Human Life Standard™. 4 versions, actually. I have since acknowledged my inability to synthesize a factual and plausible-to-HR life report, so I don’t hand those out anymore. I have realized that I have to actively lie to pass as someone with a “normal” engineering background. If I have to lie, well, there are a lot more ways I can get money faster by lying. This is not what my heart desires.
I don’t really know what I can do, but here are two job archetypes I think I can do well.
Job Title: Signaling Agent
I like watching information flow around. Signaling. Between people, between computers, between people and computers. I can do quite the multiplexing, yes.
I can improve your organization’s internal signaling from E(n)=nkE(n) = nkE(n)=nk to E(n)=n2k′E(n) = n^2k’E(n)=n2k′. I can also make it exponential, but like, imagine talking to everyone in your organization at the time. Therefore, I would suggest not treating signaling as an optimization problem. Mandatory notice: signaling can’t do much on its own; you may be forced to change the incentive system of your organization down the way in order to maintain strong signaling.
Job Title: Language Server – To Debug and Refactor
I have strong consistency guarantees. I scare out the bugs in everything I use (or be scared when the bugs have a numerical advantage), and then I fix them.
The Spiel is like this. Normally, I work as a software developer. If my colleagues have bugs they want to solve, they can send the bug to me. From my experience, I can debug and rewrite programs with a speed on par with the authors of a free software project, so I think I have an economic advantage here.
Contact Info
- Email:
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If you are not an employer, and you know a place where my technical knowledge would be appreciated, please let me know. I will be indebted to you, always.
Mandatory Infomation
My jurisdictions: de, EU, Worldwide (must 90% of the time operate over the Internet)
My main disciplines:
- Sociology > Randomized controlled trial, practical bruteforcing
- Computing > Computer-human interaction (although, at this point, it has become a generalist who is way too general Xþ)
Oh, maybe you want to know more about me. Here are some of my thoughts on different parts of Computing.
About Adaptive Systems and Philosophy-Class Algorithms
Floating point-based ML algorithms are very inefficient. I understand that my primary output is also heat, but between us, there seems to be orders of magnitudes of difference in energy efficiency and mutability.
OgmaNeo has showed me how easy I can store understanding, and I have created my own series of algorithms based on how I think.
About HCI
I believe that advancements in HCI (computer-human interaction) should benefit the whole humanity – that is, not being controlled by a few corporations. It is in my best interest that faster HCI tech is available to all, so I can communicate with others at my own pace. Hey, Google, if you are reading this, publish your Gboard swipe input method source code right now, or I will do it myself.
About Cryptography
I tried to invent my own cryptographic primitives. I failed.
So, I can only use cryptographic functions assuming that they function as advertised.
About Security Testing and QA
Before I write a program down, I type check it myself. I was forced to learn to do this because typing has been the bottleneck when I tried to express myself. Being able to write code without bugs was rather a by-product.
If you hand me any source code in any of the 60 or so languages that I know, I will happily scan it and point out all the bugs. I am the prover now!
About Block Chaining
I once put my clothes hangers in chains, and they do look pretty cute-like <3, so I kind of understand the appeal~
Seriously speaking, Merkel trees, Reed and similar constructs have their uses as authenticated data structures.
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